ZOMBIEBATCH S12DELIVERY

Instacart

Lost 75% of its peak valuation. Gig workers still waiting.

$2.9B
Capital Raised
$39B → $10B
Peak Value
14+ YRS
Lifespan
600,000+ gig workers
Body Count

AUTOPSY REPORT

The poster child of pandemic-era hype. Peaked at $39B valuation during COVID lockdowns, then IPO'd at a $10B valuation — a 75% haircut from peak . Still relies on gig workers with no benefits. Mehta cashed out $1.1B. The groceries got delivered; the returns did not.

DAMAGE: 600,000+ gig workers
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